LittleMisssPretty

amihady: i hate when people say there's no way there are aliens like you clearly do not understand...

amihady:

i hate when people say there's no way there are aliens

like

you clearly do not understand how absolutely mind-blowingly large the universe is

the-milk-eyed-mender: do you think if gordon ramsey was shipwrecked and washed ashore in a foreign...

the-milk-eyed-mender:

do you think if gordon ramsey was shipwrecked and washed ashore in a foreign land and a little lady found him almost dead on the beach and sheltered him in her home and nursed him night and day when she bathed his forehead and helped him sit up to feed him spoonfuls of weak broth he would feverishly murmur "this soup is so fucking salty you could use it to pay a roman soldier"

Random guy on the internet: "you look really familiar. Have I seen you around town?"

Random guy on the internet: "you look really familiar. Have I seen you around town?"
Me: "hahahaha I don't go outside. Do you watch porn?"

Petition to shut down AnonIB.

Petition to shut down AnonIB.:

snorl4x:

norafox:

bonestobones:

This still needs over a thousand signatures and it's a damn well important thing that it gets signed by everyone who knows about this website.

For those who don't, AnonIB is a website essentially dedicated to the stalking of women and under age girls by people suspiciously obtaining their nude photos and often posting pictures of girls requesting that others find their nude photos. There is also a section on AnonIB featuring girls who are so intoxicated they are passed out and vulnerable and unaware of what is happening to them. The Steubenville rape case focused largely on the dangers this can have on women and also on how wrong it is to see women as such objects for your entertainment. Not to mention the amount of girls under the age of 18 so it is promoting the distribution of child pornography as well as assuring people that taking advantage of women/girls of any age in that kind of situation is totally a-ok. 
Another feature on this website is separating "Sluts by State," and in many cases the personal details such as name, home address, and telephone number have been released to the public. 

I know this isn't the only website like this, nor is it the most popular one like this, but if we can get one shut down we might be able to get the ball rolling. It's 2013 and in such an internet based generation where things like this can really ruin lives, it shocks me that this hasn't been made an illegal offence yet.

PLEASE sign this and reblog! 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN THIS. WE ARE SO CLOSE. This site is fucking dangerous, it's full of child porn, and it needs to go. NOW.

yes yes yes

yes yes yes

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what is your name on MFC?

missspretty21

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i hope the gifts i bought for papi show up at my door. the shipment conformation seems fucked up.....

i hope the gifts i bought for papi show up at my door. the shipment conformation seems fucked up.. my apt number is listed on the shipping address in the ‘shipped’ conformation but the actual address is missing. the address is all right for the billing address, but theyre the same so i dont know why its fucked up.

if i dont get the package ill be pissed

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so fucking funny lol

so fucking funny lol

andfakethewayiholdyou: Found this card in the post office, made...

andfakethewayiholdyou:

Found this card in the post office, made me chuckle

I should get that first one tattooed across my forehead 

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nodisc3: peruvian-whovian: this is all one guy can you...

nodisc3:

peruvian-whovian:

this is all one guy

can you not

this is one guy?!

thats fuckin princest

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thatpointlessidiot: els3n: Requested by anon [x] what the...

thatpointlessidiot:

els3n:

Requested by anon [x]

what the fuck is wrong with this show

This scene right here is why I got into Adventure Time.  This scene was INCREDIBLY dark, twisted, and disturbing AT FACE VALUE.  It gets SO MUCH WORSE when you stop to think about it.

Finn is there because he's tired of being called a child.  He wants to grow up.  He wants to be a MAN.  And here come beautiful women, telling him to partake of their fruit.  And Finn is going to do it, because Jake told him not too and Finn is being rebellious and decided since Jake said not to he was going to be an adult and do it anyway.  So Finn starts to take this fruit to show he's not a child anymore.

And the fruit turns out to be a terrible curse, an awful thing.  The one that ate the fruit was eaten alive by the other monsters (And gifs can't do that scene justice, if I remember it right when they start tearing the skin off the apple there are tearing sounds and the 'apple' starts to cry or scream and the fleshy insides quiver around the bones as its torn apart and devoured.)

And I realized they just couched a lesson about kids having sex too early to try to grow up, in ways no kid is ever going to understand, in the confines of a fantasy-setting cartoon show, on Cartoon Network.

And I've been hooked on this show ever since.

heycuddleme: ♥

heycuddleme:

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i saw a commercial for a couples therapy show the other day where the couple was yelling at each...

i saw a commercial for a couples therapy show the other day where the couple was yelling at each other. then the guy goes

our sex life is ruined because of your insecurity

and i said

oh damn